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29

Nov

Oh. El oh el

Oh. El oh el

27

Nov

Pretty much.

Pretty much.

04

Oct

Thea:
I'd rather him put it in my butt than make love with him.
Lindsey:
Thea, don't say things like that! How do you even make love?
Thea:
It's like slow and you look in each others eyes.
Thea:
OAHHHHHH!!!
Thea:
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Thea:
GFLHGOIDHOIHIOHJOHIOJHBO ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhH!
Thea:
I LOVE YOU!
Thea:
I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!
Thea:
LETS CUM TOGETHER!!!

29

Sep

willyousinkorfloat:

First he told me he wanted to put it in my butt then he said he wanted to make love…

10

Sep

I can’t listen to Birds by Lydia without thinking of you. Well, really I just hear you moaning in my head.
Lindsey

30

Aug

Pillow Talk at it's finest

Thea:
I'm looking forward to tomorrow..
Lindsey:
Why? So you can get your underwear ripped off?
Thea:
Yea....
Lindsey:
No one rips my underwear
Thea:
Not a lot of people get their underwear ripped off anyways.
Lindsey:
No even takes my underwear off, except for me.

27

Aug

Thea:
My vagina needs to stop doing that.
Lindsey:
Doing what?
Thea:
Being all... happy or whatever.
Lindsey, I never thought about it like that.. maybe your vagina is just happy.

15

Aug

Lindsey:
Let's buy him a new radio?
Thea:
Lol Stap it.
Lindsey:
I bought one! It was only $90...
Thea:
You're serious..
Lindsey:
Kind of..
Thea:
Lindsey. 1500. Stop.
Lindsey:
Okay
Thea:
Thank you.
Thea:
Reading sex secrets at 3% battery...
Lindsey:
Watching one tree hill at 54%
Lindsey:
Save your vagina for someone who's worth dying for.
Thea:
You mean for someone who can make you cum?
I don’t need lube; it would make it like a slip n’ slide.
Lindsey